{"id":189,"date":"2022-12-16T13:51:55","date_gmt":"2022-12-16T13:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/example.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2022-12-16T13:51:55","modified_gmt":"2022-12-16T13:51:55","slug":"181-christmas-poems-by-pam-ayres-2023-latest-ultimate-the-best-review-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/w1.geleleger.nl\/mtsvd-181-christmas-poems-by-pam-ayres-2023-latest-ultimate-the-best-review-of-uthsr\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Poems By Pam Ayres 2023 Latest Ultimate The Best Review of"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"a1420ecab7e2234e1f4e9be5cee323bb\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\tatOptions = {\r\n\t\t'key' : '4a1f1119f949a4af74d56b8a3af8b867',\r\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\r\n\t\t'height' : 250,\r\n\t\t'width' : 300,\r\n\t\t'params' : {}\r\n\t};\r\n\tdocument.write('<scr' + 'ipt type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http' + (location.protocol === 'https:' ? 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Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! &#8211; Anonymous Christmas Dog Tonight&#39;s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><figure> \t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/474x\/c8\/1e\/41\/c81e41f8142be4a607af5efb907c803d--th-wedding-anniversary-anniversary-parties.jpg\" alt=\"15 Poems Pam Ayres ideas | poems, funny poems, verses\" style=\"width: 100%; padding: 5px; background-color: grey;\"><figcaption>15 Poems Pam Ayres ideas | poems, funny poems, verses (Willie Arnold)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p> \t \t<strong>Christmas Poems By Pam Ayres 2023<\/strong>. <strong>Poems include &#39;I Was Standing by the Cow&#39;, &#39;Heaps of Stuff&#39;, &#39;No Alarm on the Flight Deck&#39;, &#39;That Perfect Swimsuit&#39;, &#39;The Harvest Hymn&#39; and &#39;Insomnia&#39;. A thousand Father Christmases, Sat in their little huts, And folk was buying crackers And folk was buying nuts. Yes, they should have asked my husband, he can sort out any mess, He can rejuvenate the railways, he can cure the NHS, Christmas is a day to have fun and enjoy it. She will be performing a selection of poems and stories, old and new, from her many books,. 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